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Is Trump Conservative enough tor Jeb?

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After patiently playing high school nerd to Donald Trump’s masterful bully, Jeb Bush finally has hit back. His people produced a TV advertisement with video loops of the Donald, looking about twenty-seven years old, voicing his opinions to interviewers from the past on various social and political issues. From these sound bites it emerges that…

Obama Purges Republican Heroes

President Obama has decided to rename America’s highest mountain. Currently known as Mount McKinley, and situated in Alaska, it will henceforth be known as Denali. White House spokesman Josh Earnest said he hadn’t spoken with the President, so he doesn’t know how the name was picked. He speculated that Denali may have been the first…

What Happens if Trump Polls 100 percent?

Actually, I don’t expect him to ever poll more than 99 percent, not even among Republicans, unless the pollsters deliberately avoid Lindsay Graham, Rand Paul and their scanty assortment of followers. However, this week Trump scored 40 percent – his best showing yet — among Republicans in a national poll conducted by an outfit called…

GOP Suicide Prize; and the winner is…

Ken-Cuccinelli

I don’t know why nobody ever thought of this before, but I would like to propose creating a monthly GOP Suicide Prize. To qualify for the prize – a large, handsome, gold-plated trophy with a rendering of Mark Anthony etched on the front — an official of the Republican party must demonstrate, through words and…

Joe Biden’s Turkey Dance

I first heard the term “turkey dance” from my onetime friend Ross Perot. He didn’t supply a definition of the term, he probably just assumed that I could figure it out from the context. He was talking about certain business negotiations in which he was involved, and he said something to the effect: “Why should…