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Won’t Someone Please Clean up after Obama?

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Not long after I took a job in San Francisco, during the late eighties, a local newspaper ran a feature story about San Franciscan Melvin Belli, the famous personal-injury lawyer known as the “king of torts.” Belli won hundreds of millions of dollars in judgements for his clients, but perhaps is best known as the…

Is Obama a Muslim?

I was vaguely aware of John McCain’s confrontation with that poor, misguided woman in his audience during the 2008 campaign, but now, thanks to CNN and its mad desire to play the video clip endlessly, I can’t shake it from my head. Take a look, if you haven’t; no doubt you will have many more…

Transcript of the Next GOP Debate

CNN Announcer: Welcome, candidates, guests of the Reagan Library, and viewers at home. This is the second Republican debate of the primary season. We have adopted a unique format for this debate. All seventeen GOP candidates are on the stage with us tonight. Each will be asked exactly one Gotcha question, and will have fifteen…

Is Trump Conservative enough tor Jeb?

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After patiently playing high school nerd to Donald Trump’s masterful bully, Jeb Bush finally has hit back. His people produced a TV advertisement with video loops of the Donald, looking about twenty-seven years old, voicing his opinions to interviewers from the past on various social and political issues. From these sound bites it emerges that…

Obama Purges Republican Heroes

President Obama has decided to rename America’s highest mountain. Currently known as Mount McKinley, and situated in Alaska, it will henceforth be known as Denali. White House spokesman Josh Earnest said he hadn’t spoken with the President, so he doesn’t know how the name was picked. He speculated that Denali may have been the first…