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Obama Addresses the People of Denmark

We take you now to the White House, where President Obama will address our friends in Denmark about the non-terrorist shootings in Copenhagen. Mr. Obama: My fellow Amurkins. Hold on a minute, that’s not my TelePrompter, it’s an old one from the sixties. {Pause while equipment is moved out and other equipment is moved in.}…

Obama Finally Gets Tough with ISIS

The Obama administration has decided to ramp up its military campaign against ISIS. This comes as a direct result of the incident in which the Middle Eastern terror organization burned a captured Jordanian pilot alive in a cage. Beheadings are no big deal, a White House spokesman said. They happen all the time, and are…

Obama Should Resign

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Is there any reason why Barack Obama should not resign from the presidency? Yesterday’s devastating midterm elections were a repudiation of his record – primarily Obamacare, perhaps, but also his fumbling failures in foreign policy and his hapless response to the Ebola crisis. The man is simply incompetent, and now the people have shown that…

Could Limbaugh Be (Gasp) Wrong?

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I had better start by declaring that I consider the Rush Limbaugh show the best thing going on radio. I listen to it every chance I get, and Rush has been my treasured companion on many a long trek along the interstate highways. As a result, I have heard him repeat, more times than I…

Hillary Lays an Egg

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Thanks to the Amazon.com Web site, we have an intriguing, ongoing straw poll gauging the prospects of Hillary Clinton for president. Spoiler alert: If the poll is a valid indicator, her prospects look pretty stinky.A couple of weeks ago, Mrs. Clinton came out with a new book, entitled “Hard Choices,” about her four-year tenure as…