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What Happens if Trump Polls 100 percent?

Actually, I don’t expect him to ever poll more than 99 percent, not even among Republicans, unless the pollsters deliberately avoid Lindsay Graham, Rand Paul and their scanty assortment of followers. However, this week Trump scored 40 percent – his best showing yet — among Republicans in a national poll conducted by an outfit called…

GOP Suicide Prize; and the winner is…

Ken-Cuccinelli

I don’t know why nobody ever thought of this before, but I would like to propose creating a monthly GOP Suicide Prize. To qualify for the prize – a large, handsome, gold-plated trophy with a rendering of Mark Anthony etched on the front — an official of the Republican party must demonstrate, through words and…

Joe Biden’s Turkey Dance

I first heard the term “turkey dance” from my onetime friend Ross Perot. He didn’t supply a definition of the term, he probably just assumed that I could figure it out from the context. He was talking about certain business negotiations in which he was involved, and he said something to the effect: “Why should…

Please raise your hand if…

“Mr. Trump, did you invite the Clintons to your wedding as a prank, so they would be forced to watch Rosie O’Donnell eat?” If I recall correctly, that is one question the Fox News panel, Rupert Murdoch’s hit squad, failed to ask their favorite target at the first GOP presidential debate last week. The Clintons…

Trump Gets Foxed

Are you having trouble figuring out why three prominent commentators for Fox News went for Donald Trump’s jugular at the GOP presidential debate in Cleveland this week? Allow me to speculate. Rupert Murdoch, owner of the Fox empire, has long been a foe of Trump’s, and opposes his bid for the presidency. According to an…