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Why We Need Susan Rice

THE FOLLOWING TRANSCRIPT OF AN OVAL OFFICE CONVERSATION WAS PROVIDED BY A SOURCE WITHIN THE WHITE HOUSE. IT HAS BEEN SHOWN TO WHITE HOUSE SPOKESMAN JAY CARNEY, WHO DISPUTES ITS AUTHENTICITY, AND SPECIFICALLY DENIES THAT PRESIDENT OBAMA HAS EVER BEEN IN THE OVAL OFFICE. THE PRESIDENT: Come in, Susan, I assume that you are prepared…

The Nobel Prizes are a Crock

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The Nobel prizes are a crock — and I’m not saying that because I haven’t won one yet. They just are. I’m not talking about the prizes for physics, chemistry and medicine. They may be a crock too, but I am not qualified to judge.  The prizes for economics certainly must be a crock, because…

Hit the Road, Barack!

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“He has, acting personally and through his subordinates and agents, endeavored to obtain from the Internal Revenue Service, in violation of the constitutional rights of citizens, confidential information contained in income tax returns for purposes not authorized by law, and to cause, in violation of the constitutional rights of citizens, income tax audits or other…

Hey, World, I’m Straight

I went out on the street this morning, and to the first stranger  I met I said, “I’m straight.” He looked me up and down, evidently taking note of my slouching posture, and said: “You don’t look straight to me. Try lifting your chin, pulling in your stomach and thrusting your pelvis forward.” “No,” I…

Boston Marathon Bombing a Bush-Cheney Conspiracy?

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The father of the Tsarnaev brothers was interviewed in Russia, and an aunt was interviewed in Canada. Both claimed that the boys were framed, that this whole thing was a setup. They may not know it, but they have set the table for America’s vast horde of conspiracy theorists. I imagine that these wackos are…