Category Archives: Humor

Would Hillary Have Owned Slaves?

My American History professor had a favorite expression: “Every age defines itself for itself.” Now that I am fully grown up, I find his wording less than felicitous, but nobody had any trouble understanding what he meant. He was saying that it is improper, and in fact futile, for later generations to impose the morals…

Obama Honors Hillary by Lowering Flags

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President Obama announced today that he is ordering all flags at all federal buildings lowered to half-staff in honor of Hillary Clinton. “This is not an honor that I bestow lightly,” the President said. “Ask the families of those gallant servicemen who were shot to death recently in Chattanooga, Tennessee. They thought that I would…

What should Obama say to the Steinle family?

The other day a woman named Kate Steinle was shot and killed while walking with her father and a friend along a pier in San Francisco. The alleged perpetrator was an illegal alien who had previously been convicted of seven felonies and had been deported five times. He shouldn’t have been there, but thanks to…

Can I Get a Wetness?

Here’s a fun little scenario for you: imagine you’re very thirsty, thirstier than any time you can recall. Now imagine you’re in some barren area where there’s not a drink in sight. (See? Fun!) Standing a few yards away is a 300-lb. bouncer, who looks like he could remove one of those big red spheres…

National Association for Artificial Colored People

This column is a few days late, and I’m giving physical incapacitation as the excuse. See, only moments ago I got over a wild, frenzied, continuous fit of laughter that began last week while reading up on my subject: Spokane, Washington NAACP chapter president Rachel Dolezal. This wasn’t a mere case of me LMAO; it…