Category Archives: Humor

Obama Honors Hillary by Lowering Flags

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President Obama announced today that he is ordering all flags at all federal buildings lowered to half-staff in honor of Hillary Clinton. “This is not an honor that I bestow lightly,” the President said. “Ask the families of those gallant servicemen who were shot to death recently in Chattanooga, Tennessee. They thought that I would…

What should Obama say to the Steinle family?

The other day a woman named Kate Steinle was shot and killed while walking with her father and a friend along a pier in San Francisco. The alleged perpetrator was an illegal alien who had previously been convicted of seven felonies and had been deported five times. He shouldn’t have been there, but thanks to…

Can I Get a Wetness?

Here’s a fun little scenario for you: imagine you’re very thirsty, thirstier than any time you can recall. Now imagine you’re in some barren area where there’s not a drink in sight. (See? Fun!) Standing a few yards away is a 300-lb. bouncer, who looks like he could remove one of those big red spheres…

National Association for Artificial Colored People

This column is a few days late, and I’m giving physical incapacitation as the excuse. See, only moments ago I got over a wild, frenzied, continuous fit of laughter that began last week while reading up on my subject: Spokane, Washington NAACP chapter president Rachel Dolezal. This wasn’t a mere case of me LMAO; it…

The Vagina Dialogues

Thank goodness Carly Fiorina up and threw her hat into the ring earlier this month, so now we’ll able to wage the War on the War on Women better-equipped. Face it, Hillary ain’t goin’ away, and unless she develops some magic ability to un-disgrace all the offices she’s held, she’s going to fill the airwaves…