Category Archives: Humor

What if Jackie Robinson had been like Obama?

When Branch Rickey determined to break the color barrier in Major League Baseball, he wisely recruited Jackie Robinson, a stellar athlete in multiple sports, who soon established himself as one of the greats of the game, black or white, and went on to easily earn a plaque in the Hall of Fame. He was an…

Order the Crap Sandwich, Eat the Crap Sandwich

All things considered, any person could come spend a mere two days in my longtime home of San Diego and end up arguing it’s one of the greatest cities in America, if not THE greatest. You unfamiliars out there are probably telling yourselves, “Why, Myself, anyone who loves where he lives, like I do, could…

How about Putin for President of the U.S.?

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I know that there would be difficulties in running Vladimir Putin for president of the United States. To begin with, he wasn’t born in the United States. But that was not an insurmountable obstacle for the incumbent. If Putin, who was born in what was then called Leningrad, were to produce documents indicating that he…

Superiority Complex

A few months ago while watching Justified, AKA “one of the greatest shows EVER”, I was treated to one of my favorite axioms. Deputy U.S. Marshal Raylan Givens, as usual played excellently by Timothy Olyphant, had grown tired of a crook claiming to be a victim of circumstance, and criticized his lack of self-accountability thus (paraphrased):…

Don’t Worry about Big Brother

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Yes, it’s true that the Obama administration has been intruding more and more into the private lives of our citizens, with electronic surveillance and the like, but don’t blame them. They are just picking up where George W. Bush left off. They don’t really want to impinge on the civil liberties of Americans, but because…

Sit Up and Pay Attention, Classless!

Before we get to the main topic, I first want to take this opportunity to apologize to my neighbors, as well as the other people on my block, residents of the other blocks in my neighborhood, and the Marines at the Miramar air base. That deafening ruckus you recently had to put up with for…

The Nobel Prizes are a Crock

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The Nobel prizes are a crock — and I’m not saying that because I haven’t won one yet. They just are. I’m not talking about the prizes for physics, chemistry and medicine. They may be a crock too, but I am not qualified to judge.  The prizes for economics certainly must be a crock, because…

How Do We Know James Rosen Isn’t a Commie Spy?

President Obama is getting a bad rap.  His critics are blaming him for everything that is going wrong.  Cut the man some slack.  He’s the president.  How’s he supposed to know what’s going on in his government. Let’s start with Benghazi.  The president says neither he nor his political pals in the White House had…