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It recently occurred to me that we are all living in a very bizarre amusement park. We all know that if you take a few too many rides on one of those whirling contraptions, by the time you climb out, you’re going to wind up with wobbly legs and a hangover. Well, keep in mind that every second of every day the earth is spinning around its axis at a rate of 1,040 miles an hour. Is it any wonder that we’re all as dizzy as drunken mice?

But even inebriated rodents would find it amusing that both Arizona and Texas have been called on the carpet before the U.N.’s Human Rights Council. In Arizona’s case, the problem is that they are trying to put a stop to illegal immigration. In the case of Texas, the federal government is offended that a sovereign state is demanding that would-be voters provide photo IDs proving they have a legitimate right to cast a ballot.

Now, on the face of it, no sane human being would argue that Arizona doesn’t have the responsibility, let alone the right, to prevent non-citizens from bankrupting it by overwhelming its schools, hospitals and social services or that Texas hasn’t the moral and legal obligation to do everything in its power to prevent its elections from being contaminated by voter fraud. But of course, in America, in 2012, sane people seem to be greatly out-numbered by the knuckleheads on the Left.

But over and above that, consider who is opposing these two states. In each case, the war is being conducted by Eric Holder, the unrepentant racist who oversees the Department of Justice. Talk about your misnomers! It should be re-named the Department of Social Justice.

In the case of Arizona, he has the support of Mexico, a third world nation that should replace the eagle grasping a snake on its flag with a junkie wielding a hypodermic. In the case of Texas, Holder has his race-baiting chums in the NAACP taking the battle to the U.N.

Next, let us consider the Human Rights Council. In case you haven’t checked lately, a few of its sleazier members are China, Uganda, Congo, Saudi Arabia, Russia, Libya and Cuba. One can only assume that when the boneheads at the United Nations placed that scummy group on a council that is supposed to oversee human rights violations, the rationale must have been it takes a thief to catch a thief.

In a related matter, in the Washington, D.C., Superior Court building, there is a photo exhibit dedicated to honoring “Black Women Paving the Way to Greatness in Politics.”

In spite of that grandiose title, they only came up with eight honorees, so you can see that the pickings were mighty slim. I mean, aside from Condoleezza Rice, who served as Secretary of State with some distinction, two of the remaining seven were former Illinois Sen. Carol Moseley Braun, who once referred to George Will as a member of the Ku Klux Klan for daring to question her misuse of campaign funds, and Michele Obama, who once got married. I guess, all things considered, we should be grateful that they didn’t stoop to including Barbara Lee, Maxine Waters and Sheila Jackson Lee.

On the other hand, they did find room on the wall for Angela Davis, who once upon a time was the leader of the American Communist Party and, even more notably, once made the FBI’s Ten Most Wanted List. She pulled off that coup after providing the guns used by James McClain, who used them to shoot his way out of a California courtroom where he was being tried for the murder of a prison guard. During his escape, McClain killed Judge Harold Haley with the shotgun provided by Ms. Davis.

A further sick irony of Angela Davis’s being honored in an American courthouse is that she has seriously argued that any black serving a prison sentence in the United States, even for robbery, child molestation or rape, is in reality a political prisoner.

She ultimately beat the rap and, quite naturally, wound up being a professor at UC Santa Cruz.

I find it interesting that in the Soviet Union, a utopia for leftists, political dissidents were regularly sent off to Siberia or lined up against a wall and shot; in America, the Great Satan where capitalism rules, radicals like Ms. Davis, along with Weathermen William Ayers (University of Illinois) and Bernadine Dohrn (Northwestern University), all get to be tenured professors, and Barack Obama (University of Chicago) gets to wind up in the White House.

Is it any wonder that parents, who are mortgaging their homes in order to send their tots off to be educated at American universities, wind up with bobble-head dolls they can barely recognize, who endlessly parrot Saul Alinsky, Noam Chomsky and Herbert Marcuse while praising the likes of Che Guevara, Hugo Chavez and the Palestinian Authority?

My suggestion to American parents is that you do your wallets and America a huge favor by forgetting about Harvard, Yale and Berkeley, and, instead, send your kids off to a decent trade school.

Just think how much better off the world would be if his folks had raised Karl Marx to be a plumber.

©2012 Burt Prelutsky. Comments? Write BurtPrelutsky@aol.com!

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Burt Prelutsky, a very nice person once you get to know him, has been a humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine. As a freelancer, he has written for the New York Times, Washington Times, TV Guide, Modern Maturity, Emmy, Holiday, American Film, and Sports Illustrated. For television, he has written for Dragnet, McMillan & Wife, MASH, Mary Tyler Moore, Rhoda, Bob Newhart, Family Ties, Dr. Quinn and Diagnosis Murder. In addition, he has written a batch of terrific TV movies. View Burt’s IMDB profile. Talk about being well-rounded, he plays tennis and poker... and rarely cheats at either. He lives in the San Fernando Valley, where he takes his marching orders from a wife named Yvonne and a dog named Angel.
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  • cmacrider

    Burt:  So Dr. Rice is being grouped with the likes of Angela Davis!!!! By any chance have you heard if Condi Rice has instituted legal proceedings for injurious affection or is the Claim still in the drafting stage????

  • BurtPrelutsky

    robin in fl–I couldn’t agree more.


  • robin in fl

    My dogs are smarter then most college graduates now a days..at least my dogs know who the “bad guys” are!

  • BurtPrelutsky

    Glen–Inasmuch as my usual reaction to Sheila Jackson Lee’s comments is to tell her to get stuffed, I couldn’t very well begrudge her a place on the wall.

    Michael: I see no reason why Michele Williams shouldn’t be included.  She’s every bit as vile as the other honorees mentioned.  But I was taken aback when she said that her remarks were a mistake.  I don’t quite see how someone can say all the disgusting things she said about white people, and then pretend she didn’t mean to say them.  It’s rather like Barack Obama and Stephen Chu telling us they wanted to send gas prices soaring, and then denying they were serious about it.


  • JD

    Yep, we’re seeing “hope and change” in action.  As a person nearing 70 years-of-age, I no longer understand what’s going on in our society.  Yes, things were not perfect in the 1950’s.  But, we had some degree of social order; few drug users/sellers, few violent gangs, no drive-by shootings, low unemployment, a “healthy” dollar, low national debt, no nudity in movies/television, and [for the most part] stable families.    
    Yep, things are looking-up, we’re on the road to utopia……..

  • Glen

    Burt, do not underestimate Sheila Jackson Lee’s ego.  She will make it to that wall if she has to have herself stuffed and mounted to get there.

  • Michael

    Speaking of dizzy . . . am I the only one who is a little . . . ahem, “concerned” about the prosecutor in the Trayvon Martin case? 

  • Bruce A.

    Another good one Burt.  Looks like the inmates are running the asylum.  What a shame it’s true.

  • Michael

    “a photo exhibit dedicated to honoring ‘Black Women Paving the Way to Greatness in Politics.'”

    I’m sure it’s only a matter of time until they hang a photo of the eloquent Michelle Williams, who has risen to the powerful position of Chief of Staff of the New Black Panther Party, partly, I suspect, based on her creative and colorful (no pun intended) descriptions of white people. 

  • Michael

    So, the American Left continues to idolize and mainstream communists and terrorists.  

    Meanwhile, many law-abiding, conservative Americans, seeing the rise of the barbaric Left, stockpile guns and ammunition.  

    Hmm.  Wonder what this is all leading to?