Would the Lame-Streams Really Go This Far? …

I got this from one of our readers, Rodney Page, who wrote it and posted it on the Web. Thank you, Rodney.  Is this how the media will cover Mitt Romney during the campaign for the White House? Pretty funny material, so I thought I’d share it with all of you.  Can’t wait for your comments. 

 

CBS: Dan Rather discovers proof that Mitt Romney was actually in the Air Force, and was dishonorably discharged for turning over secrets to the East German government.  “The whole story about the Mormon mission trip to France was a huge cover-up; I have the documents to prove it,” says Rather.

ABC: “We’ve learned that although Mitt Romney was a fan of the Cisco Kid TV series in the 1960s, as a young adult, clearly old enough to know better, Romney made ridiculing remarks regarding ‘Pancho,’ a supporting cast member.  Senior Obama advisor David Plouffe issued a statement claiming ‘this is further evidence that Mitt Romney hates Hispanics and has hated them for over 50 years.’”

Joy Behar, The View:  “David Axlerod was sent on a super-secret mission to Israel.  He discovered undeniable evidence at an archeological dig that proves Obama is 1/32 Jewish.  I knew it, I just knew it.”

Huffington Post:  “Leroy Romney (supposedly no relation to Mitt) is accused of feeding unhealthy, preservative-laden dog food to his fox terrier.  PETA charges that Ancestry.com destroyed proof Mitt and Leroy are related.  You know, a clear pattern of animal cruelty is evolving here.”

MSNBC: “Romney’s war on women escalates; Mitt bars wife Ann from joining the Screen Actors Guild.  The NLRB is investigating Romney campaign’s unfair labor tactics indicating Ms. Romney’s introductions of her husband at campaign events are clearly performances and should be included in the Guild’s collective bargaining agreement.”

NYT: “Obama announces new entitlement: unionized federal government workers to receive counseling; the possibility of having to actually work for a living under a Romney administration traumatizes thousands.”

Washington Post: “Obama’s Justice Department launches investigation of Shrine clubs nationwide, and Eric Holder, Attorney General, says that Americans wearing fezzes are clearly disrespectful to Muslims.  And, there are conflicting reports that a close Romney aide, possibly a family gardener, is a member of a Boston Shrine club. Other sources tell us the Romney confidante is a plasterer who worked on remodeling Romney’s rambling, sumptuous mansion and attached stables and other luxuriously decorated out buildings on the multi-acre property adjoining both a lake and river…in the 1990s.”

CNN FLASH: “We’ve just been informed that at the age of ten, Mitt Romney fired a rifle of unknown caliber at a squirrel on the family’s lavish estate.  Our source tells us the squirrel was uninjured, but Romney was heard to say, ‘I almost got him.’   We’ll keep you up to date on this breaking story.”

LA Times: “A very revealing story has been uncovered by one of our reporters casually reviewing microfiche of 1919 newspaper stories.  Mitt Romney’s grandfather apparently was quite upset when his application to a social men’s club was denied and is quoted as saying he had been ‘black-balled’ by a former business partner.  It appears roots of the Romney family’s sexism and racism go way back.”

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  • Drew Page

    “Would the Lame Streams reallu go this far?”    Do you really think they wouldn’t?

  • Brian H

    Now, watch these get printed as gospel by D-rags across the country!

  • Brendan Horn

    I think we may also see a story suggesting that Mitt often used to kick his mother in the stomach. The media will use this as proof that Romney hates mothers. They will leave out the part that Romney was in his mother’s womb at the time. 

    In truth, we are already seeing the angle that the media thinks that a wealthy business person should automatically be disqualified for office. They use the code “out of touch” to get this message across. Obama’s wealth is not disqualifying because he became wealthy writing a book that did not employ anyone – whereas wealth that employs others is automatically considered exploitative by liberals. 

  • Barnesacle

    Compare this to the actual propoganda about Obama, he’s a Muslim, he wasnt really born in the US.  Can you imagine how bad off we would be had McBush been elected?

  • misskitty2u

    OMG!
    The scary thing is that many people will believe this nonsense!
    And if they believe it, you know they will be voting for Obama again.
    Many liberals have no clue about the issues facing our country and refuse to believe that Obama can do no wrong.
    WOW! I guess the killing of OBL will be one of the main reasons that will make them vote for Obama.
    Now I guess that would be a valid reason right?
    Uh, no!

  • http://blog.cyberquill.com/ Cyberquill

    Fox News: “The suspiciously high approval percentage of 93%  in the Hawaiian statehood vote of 1959 indicates that the vote may have been rigged.”

  • genann59

    Would not be too surprised to see similar stuff. They are pretty lame.

  • Homer

    For Real?
    If they are telling those nonsense about Romney, what about other topics?

  • Mary

    These so called media people can’t be serious! If anyone believes this stuff they are too stupid to vote. I really think a test about the government should be given ,if you flunk , then you are not qualified to vote! CASE CLOSED!!!!!

  • brushfour

    Martin Bashir MSNBC:  The world will always welcome lovers….as the old melody goes, unless you’re Mitt Romney.  President Obama approves of Gay Marriage and Love.  Mitt Romney says no to Gay Marriage,…and therefore NO to Love. 

  • Beniyyar

    You mean that, gasp, none of this is true?  I saw Obama with a halo on a magazine cover, are you telling me that he, again gasp, is not a saint?

    • sendtheclunkerbacktochicago

      Obama is evolving so Time magazine got it right.  They know that the allegations made by Larry Sinclair a couple of years ago were accurate.  Hell, he signed an affidavit with the Chicago Police stating that the allegations were true and held a Press Conference stating that Obama was having his ” lolly pop” sucked by Larry while Obama smoked crack cocaine.  We elected a Bi-Sexual Crack Head for President so Time got it right we elected our FIRST “gay” President.  

      Oh, hot off the press at Drudge, Obama was the first “birther” when he stated that he was born in Kenya.  I am so looking forward to the Bill and Bernie segment where they both apologize to the “birthers” for being so much smarter than the both of them and their crack investigative teams.   Or, will Bill be “spinning” his wheels over this one?

  • brushfour

    Good God what I wouldn’t give to see a Bernard Goldberg show, especially during an election year.   If I knew at any point that Berine was sitting in for Bill,… I’d order pizza.  Bernie’s segments are why I tune in to see the Factor to begin with.  C’mon Fox lets get Mr. Goldberg his own show.

    • sendtheclunkerbacktochicago

      Bill and Bernie will be eating crow for awhile after this yesterday’s Drudge headline showing that it was Barack Hussein Obama (aka Barry Soetoro, Harrison J. Bounel) who was the original “birther” and disclosed back in 1991 that he was born in Kenya and raised in Indonesia.  Billy Boy will have to suck it up on this one.   It certainly doesn’t bode well for his so-called crack “investigators.”  

      On the Indonesian front – Obama was adopted by his step-father Soetoro and he had to become an Indonesian citizen in order to attend Indonesian schools.  That my dear friends Bill and Bernie, make Obama a DUAL citizen and thus there is no way in hell he could ever qualify as a “natural born Citizen” thus making him a USURPER. 

      Since he attended college as a “foreign student” (more than likely Indonesian) he did not need to register with the Selective Service.   Oh crap, as he evolved he decided he wanted to run for public office and his enablers, Mr. Ayers and Mr. Axelrod, realized that in order to run for public office one needed that pesky little thing called a draft card.  Well we know how criminal minds work, hell we will just take a rubber stamp and change the “08” to an “80” and call it a day.  Woops, there are no draft cards on record where the year is a TWO digit number, they are all FOUR digit numbers.  Thanks to private investigators and now Sheriff Joe Arpaio and his reputable law enforcement officers we now know that the Usurper has a forged birth certificate and most importantly a forged Selective Service card.  Woops again, that last one carries a $250,000 fine and a 5 year prison sentence.   

      It is one thing for the liberal media to turn a blind eye to these crimes, it is expected of them but when jokers like Bill O’Reilly and the rest of Fox turn a blind eye, there will be hell to be paid down the road.   All of  sudden they go from Fox and Friends to Fox and Enemies. 

  • Tkalal

    Thomas Edison invented the light bulb, and president Obama turned on a
    light switch.

    George Washington led America through the revolutionary war to save the
    country, and president Obama gave a thumbs up to the UBL raid.

    Harry Truman dropped a bomb on Japan to hasten the end of WWII, and
    president Obama smoked a bong (close).

  • http://twitter.com/profchuck22 Charles Ivie

    “The bigger and the more outrageous the lie, the more likely the masses are to believe it”  A. Hitler, 1936

  • royalsfan67

    This just in, Ann Romney comes out in favor of motherhood and encourages having children and the wonderful experience of raising them. Obvious links to Hitler and Stalin here. First thing to come to mind.
    Just another ridiculous false story, oh wait, no. They did actually try this one. This is as crazy a jump as any of the false stories.

  • Drew Page

    Why do all of these “reports” seem so believable? 

  • Scostudio

    It worked when Obama got elected. I don’t think it’s gonna work this time.

  • Richard Gronowski

    I wish I was part Jewish, maybe I am as my uncle in CA is a Rabbi, and 2 of my aunts  in Nevada are Jewish. Mr. Goldberg why dont you stand in for O’Riley when he is not there.
    Richard in Traverse City, MI.

  • Wayne shaw

    Sometimes it’s hard to tell where the humor starts and the usual main stream media crap ends….. this looks so like the real thing it’s scary…..

  • EddieD_Boston

    The really scary thing is if they put forth these “news” stories they’d be able to keep a straight face.

    They’re shameless.

  • Robert

    What makes these so funny, and, at the same, a little scary, is that they are not far removed from most of the irrelevant stories about Mr. Romney as reported in the main stream media. Moreover, I predict that some left leaning folks will read these and presume they are true.

    For example, I tweeted the following the day it was reported that Vice President Cheney had received a transplanted heart.

    “Dick Cheney got a heart transplant at 71. That’s one year over the limit for those procedures. I smell a rat and his name is Halliburton.” @DMinorSymphony

    Many folks did not see my tweet as a joke; but, rather, concurred with the idea that Halliburton was behind the transplant.   

  • ConBelle

    Yeah, and Romney thinks PETA stands for People for Eating Tasty Animals (saw this on a t-shirt at a conservative rally), hilarious!!!!!

  • RonKean

    To counter all this, we should explore one overlooked theory of Jack Cashill’s which he wrote many months ago for the American Thinker.

    The President’s grandfather Stanley Dunham always wanted a son.  That’s why he named his daughter Stanley.  Once he had a tryst with a black hooker, she got pregnant, he wanted to keep the boy and the rest is presidential history.

    If only a real forensic expert on documents would examine…oh…never mind.  :- )  Sorry, Bernie.

  • Phil

    Got another one for ya, Bernie: CNN: “Mitt Romney has found a cure for prostate cancer, CNN has learned. Of course, this will put thousands of oncologists out of work, as their services will no longer be necessary. Yet another example of a rich guy who is more than happy to watch others lose their jobs. Also note that he cured prostate cancer, not breast cancer, which proves he’s a masogynist continuing the GOP’s War on Women (cue Darth Vader theme music here).

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DGT5LFXDWHPKRWLSI2WPBXIGXE Wil

    Bernie, Nothing from FoxNews, I wonder why… not really!

    • 1LonesomeDove1

       I’d say because this is
      Bernard Goldberg.com,  and not Fox News….moron.

    • Begbie

      That’s nice, Wil.  Any comment about the this article?

      I will say, in your defense, that the one personality that trips up the most would be Bill O’Reily.  Sometimes he jumps the gun, gets on the soapbox, and gets caught.  Other than that, you don’t know what you’re talking about.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DGT5LFXDWHPKRWLSI2WPBXIGXE Wil

        Have you ever watch the Hannity Show? I wonder if Bernie does?

        • ph16

           I wonder if you really do or do you just let media matters tell you what to think about that show?

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_DGT5LFXDWHPKRWLSI2WPBXIGXE Wil

        *That’s nice, Wil.  Any comment about the this article?*
        Yep, It’s silly!

        • 1LonesomeDove1

          Wow! And Wil proved it too……just by saying so.

          LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Grandgriff61

    One of these articles will show up posted by one of my friends as truth…I just know it!

  • Bruce A.

    Bernie, thanks for sharing this.  I fully expect this to happen.

  • http://twitter.com/kevinkmac Kevin McDonald

    That’s funny. Also at first I thought OMG was Obama Must Go.

  • Paul Courtney

    Bernie:  Love these “fiction check” sites, wish I’d done this.  Here’s a hilarious made-up news story-JPMorgan Chase under DOJ investigation, MF Global not so much; progressive press fails to notice contrast-oh wait, that’s not made-up, is it?  

    • Bernie

      good one, Paul.  I was thinking precisely the same thing!

      Bernie