Two elderly Presidential candidates have to share a room at a Washington DC assisted living facility, due to lack of living space due to migrant housing, and costs due to rampant inflation.
The side actors/actresses are a slew of bootlickers, all (even the chicks - blond and brunette alike) dressed in suits, donning long red ties and white shirts. The bootlickers drool as the main actor - dressed alike - flips his immaculately coiffed hair.
Angel Eyes and Blondie, go head-to-head in this wild west blockbuster, with guest star Bernie “Steady-hand” Goldberg who implores the audience, “When you have to vote, vote. Don’t talk”!
The Crying Game - An NBA contest between the L.A. Lakers and Dallas Mavericks, featuring LeBron James and Luka Doncic. Watch as these two superstars not only compete to win the game, but also square off to see who can whine and complain the most to the referees.
Four bank robbers complaint about the HVAC in their safe house and Al Pacino, undercover, comes to fix the AC and surreptitiously starts surveillance on them, thus ultimately ending their life of crime.
13 Angry Men - Sequel where Jesus returns to the last supper with Uncle Buck, who he met at the bowling alley. However, He has to convert water to wine again after Buck accidentally drops the Holy Grail.
Following the deaths of broadcasting tycoons Left Ward Tilt and the beloved Aunty Per Missive, confused reporters scramble to uncover the meaning of their final joint statement: “News? What news?” (Tom Rizzo)
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Originally called Two Ancient Loons Stumbling for President. Movie was never made due to the plot being determined too unrealistic. QED
Ben-Zir
Originally called Ben-Hur. A film about a man and a woman and both.
The Odd Couple
Two elderly Presidential candidates have to share a room at a Washington DC assisted living facility, due to lack of living space due to migrant housing, and costs due to rampant inflation.
Basic Instinct.
The side actors/actresses are a slew of bootlickers, all (even the chicks - blond and brunette alike) dressed in suits, donning long red ties and white shirts. The bootlickers drool as the main actor - dressed alike - flips his immaculately coiffed hair.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Angel Eyes and Blondie, go head-to-head in this wild west blockbuster, with guest star Bernie “Steady-hand” Goldberg who implores the audience, “When you have to vote, vote. Don’t talk”!
It'll never be made.
The Crying Game - An NBA contest between the L.A. Lakers and Dallas Mavericks, featuring LeBron James and Luka Doncic. Watch as these two superstars not only compete to win the game, but also square off to see who can whine and complain the most to the referees.
Cool Hand Luke
During filming Paul Newman deviates from the script "What we have here is a failure to communicate" to "What you talking about Willis?"
HEAT
Four bank robbers complaint about the HVAC in their safe house and Al Pacino, undercover, comes to fix the AC and surreptitiously starts surveillance on them, thus ultimately ending their life of crime.
13 Angry Men - Sequel where Jesus returns to the last supper with Uncle Buck, who he met at the bowling alley. However, He has to convert water to wine again after Buck accidentally drops the Holy Grail.
CITIZEN CANE
Following the deaths of broadcasting tycoons Left Ward Tilt and the beloved Aunty Per Missive, confused reporters scramble to uncover the meaning of their final joint statement: “News? What news?” (Tom Rizzo)